Confessions of a Froogleaholic

March 12, 2009

Today is the day I stop. I quit cold turkey. No more Froogle, Amazon, Best Buy, etc. I am going to see how much money I can actually save when I don’t spend boatloads on lip gloss, mascara, magazines, downloads, diet pills and the like. Also, I vow to never buy groceries again (other than wine, prescription drugs and diet coke). Oh, and protein bars bought at Speedway do not now, and have never, counted. Amen.

Oh, and I need to quit watching movies with such beautiful women. Vicky Cristina Barcelona? Are you kidding me? Penelope Cruz with that hair and that face and the gorgeous smoking with smoke that goes nowhere and looks so sexy while she is yelling at that guy in Spanish? Sheezus. The skin and the lips are impossible to compete with. How am I supposed to cut myself off from Lancome Juicy Tubes and trying Maybelline Lash Stiletto Ultimate Length Mascara?

I always feel I am one click away from looking just like those women. I can’t quit now. I just can’t. I have no strength and a very fast internet connection.

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