Two Hour Energy

March 19, 2009

Last night I wanted to stay up. So, at 9:40 I drank a Five Hour Energy Drink. I was worried because I have had trouble sleeping lately. After drinking the shot, I fell asleep at 11:40, I didn’t make it through the Colbert Report. I slept straight through until 6:00 a.m. and had vivid, involved dreams.

I am thinking of ditching the Ambien and completely switching over to the Chaser as a sedative. It worked like a charm.

Clearly, they need a new marketing plan.

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